Jan 03

Buh-Bye, 2008. Buh-Bye!

When I was a child, my parents committed child endangerment by letting me stay up until midnight (as if anyone could sleep) and giving me a teensy-weensy glass of champagne to celebrate the new year.

Things are different now.  I never make it past 10:00 pm and there’s no such thing as a teensy-weensy glass of champagne when there’s a whole bottle of that bubbly consumable on the chill.

For many, 2009 is a year of hopefulness.  At the least, economically, it’s viewed as a year that can’t possibly be worse than 2008.  Many of us saw our fortunes diminish, if not disappear altogether.  Here at the Bloggybirdery, we lost about a third of our feathered nest — not so good.  But we also have a roof over our heads (albeit an upside-down roof that will cost us money should we want to sell our house anytime soon), we have good food (as evidenced by the larger sized pants in our closet), we have our beautiful family, our amazing doggies … and we have each other.  By all standards, that makes us rich beyond rich.

We’re learning our carbon footprint is immeasurably more important than the tracks we might make in a pair of expensive Gucci’s.  We’re remembering lessons from our grandparents about making do or doing without.  I’m practicing once again all those great make-from-scratch recipes to pleasure our mouths and be more healthful.  We’re hunkering down in our little house and happy as heck to have it.

Yes.  We’re excited about 2009.  Even as our current president reminds us of our puppy, Wilson, who’s taken to digging grand holes in the back yard only for us to come behind him and clean up the mess … we’re nevertheless looking forward to the filling-in of all those deep, dark holes in our lovely country and across the world.

The only thing I wish different for the start of 2009 is that I didn’t have to enter it with the WORST so-called professional haircut and color of my entire life! (Think two-inch long, sticky-uppy purple hair and you’re only halfway close to how truly BAD my poor head looks at the moment.)  It was only as I was leaving the shop that I noticed my hairdresser’s “graduation” certificate from Mr. Chas’s House of Trust-Me-You’ll-Look-Fab-in-a-Mullet.

Bad hair and all, though, I wish this year to be everyone’s best year ever …

Good writing, everyone!

Auburn

P.S.  I’m taking suggestions for topics you’d like to discuss here — things on which you’d like to weigh-in, even things with which you’d like to take me to task.  2009 is about YOU in big letters and me in small letters.  2009 is about how we can help each other improve and succeed … and in what areas.  I’ve run out of banal stuff about me … let’s talk about your thoughts!  The Suggestion Box is open!

Dec 31

For the New Year

Happy New Year, my good friends.

May we find writing success, if it’s nothing more than amusing ourselves and offering it to one other person.  May we find publication if we so wish, but beyond that, may we be fulfilled simply with our words and our efforts.

May the new year give you peace and prosperity–two things desperately needed in today’s times.  If you think of it, think of one other person.  Give a rose, or a hamburger.  Point your toes in the direction of your destiny and walk forward.

Give something away that you love.

Be happy.  Be fulfilled.  Be successful.

All the best to you this year,

Auburn

P.S.  This is our Christmas tree.  We leave it up until Epiphany on January 6.

Dec 28

It’s Not My Fault

In case you can’t read the writing in the bubble, this says, “This next song was going to be about writer’s block, but … “

From now on, whenever I have a moment of hesitation and I’m not certain where next to go in my writing, I’ll think of this.

Unfortunately, the aftermath of Christmas continues to be a whirlwind here at the Bloggybirdery and I can’t think of much else.  My body is moving, but my mind is still on Holiday.

Look for something worthy of a writer … perhaps … tomorrow?  Maybe I’ll show off my gifts from Santa.  Or tell you about the Christmas Eve party of all parties we attended.  Or, perhaps, we’ll all just sigh our contentment that 2008 is nearly over and work on crafting our Resolutions for the New Year.

Who knows?  Suggestions, anyone?

Dec 23

A Few of My Favorite Things

Arizona is beautiful in winter.  Snow dusts the Catalina Mountains near Tucson, while below, saguaro nod in approval.  The desert humbles us once more.

Happy holidays to all my friends here at the Bloggybirdery.  May we each discover during this coming year that our writing has turned wild with adventure, is touched with the brilliance of angels, and serves, in even a small part, as a deft gift to mankind.

Here are words from four past writers to remind us that our words shall forever grace those kind enough to read them.

Martin Luther
Good news from heaven the angels bring,
Glad tidings to the earth they sing:
To us this day a child is given,
To crown us with the joy of heaven.

Emily Matthews
From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Clement C Moore, A Visit from St Nicholas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there

William Shakespeare
At Christmas I no more desire a rose,
Than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled shows;
But like of each thing that in season grows.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, AND BRILLIANT WRITING DAYS, EVERYONE!

Auburn

P.S.  For those following the escapades of Wilson the Labradoodle, I’ll post graduation pictures soon.  He’s still trying to recover from an unfortunate Santa encounter and has asked everyone to respect his privacy during these most trying and sensitive days.

Dec 19

So Close to Christmas

 

Against doctor’s orders I’m sneaking a quick howdy to my dear friends.  After half a box of cheap wine, my wrist says, “Go for it, baby.”

So, Howdy!  (We tip our ten gallons and say “howdy” here in the southwest.)

It’s cooled all the way to 60 degrees in Phoenix, a bit lower at night.  Please don’t hate me.  I know everyone else is suffering under frozen skies and icy grounds.  Not here.  Nope.  We’re playing golf (at least those of us with good wrists) and we’re hiking the hills (at least those of us who haven’t recently broken their legs) and we’re shopping (now we’re talking my language!)

I hope Santa is good to you all.  I’m asking for a new wrist so I can write again.  I’ll bet Poe never had a bad wrist.  Or Shakespeare.  Of course, then there’s Finkelstein.  Oh, never heard of Finkelstein?  Well, he had a bad wrist.  Poor old Finkelstein.

Dec 15

OH NO, NOT AGAIN!

Hi Everyone, Auburn here.

Dan doing the typing. (Hi Everyone, Dan here.)

I’m suffering with a conditon called DeQuervain’s tenosynovitis – fancy name for holy cow my wrist hurts.  Bottom line is I’m unable to type for quite a while.  I am also unable to, since this effects my dominant right hand, style my hair, put on my makeup and do all my girly things.  I have a doctor’s appointment on December 31st with a doctor who will tell me YES! you need surgery!  I’m sure his enthusiasm will be contagious.  I expect to have surgery sometime in January 2009. In the meantime, I have a dear little wrist brace that disallows me from typing, from communicating, from being a visible presence on this website.

Rats!

This could not have come at a worst time.  When I was a child, I was sick every Christmas.  Actually, even as an adult I was sick every Christmas.  Recently, I’ve managed to escape the Christmas curse.  It caught up with me.  The curse has found me again and is standing on my neck with all its weight.

Please bear with me because I know my posts will be erratic.

But know I love you all my dear readers.  I’ll keep you posted as I can.  In the meantime, please stay safe from your storms and enjoy your holidays.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannakuh, Happy Kwansua, or whatever holiday you enjoy this beautiful season.

All my best to you, Auburn

Dec 13

For You …

 

For you living in the north, suffering under the cold … this is for you.   (Here, in the desert, it’s cooled all the way down to 70 degrees — sorry.)

Poor North

by Mark Strand

It is cold, the snow is deep,
the wind beats around in its cage of trees,
clouds have the look of rags torn and soiled with use,
and starlings peck at the ice.
It is north, poor north. Nothing goes right.

The man of the house has gone to work,
selling chairs and sofas in a failing store.
His wife stays home and stares from the window into the trees,
trying to recall the life she lost, though it wasn’t much.
White flowers of frost build up on the glass.

It is late in the day. Brants and Canada geese are asleep
on the waters of St Margaret’s Bay.
The man and his wife are out for a walk; see how they lean
into the wind; they turn up their collars

Dec 11

I Kid You Not

Here is Wilson’s dramatic reaction upon hearing the news that a number of senators have decided to block legislation to loan money to America’s big three automakers.  Coincidentally, these particular Republican senators each have foreign automakers currently housed and operating in their states.  It seems their purpose in blocking the legislation is to bust the UAW and thereby lower blue collar wages and–without union representation–also lower health care and pension benefits for workers.

Millions of current jobs, pensions of elderly retirees and health care for families (read children) ride on this deal.

Being a future blue collar service dog, Wilson is, shall we say, rather anguished over the news.

Scarlett tries her best to console her junior colleague, but I’d say her ministrations aren’t working.

Dec 08

Travelin’ in my Head

 

When Dan’s mother passed away this past September, he took bunches of tranquilizers (strongly ordered by our doctor) and bravely crawled into the backseat where he traveled from Phoenix to Seattle with our son at the wheel.  I couldn’t go because I was fresh with a broken leg and stuck on the couch.  The funeral was beautiful (I hear) and the graveside ceremony was lovely (I also hear).

We miss Dan’s mother terribly.  She was a beautiful woman with incredible grace.  Today we received a letter outlining Dan’s inheritance.  It’s just enough to take a small trip should Dan be so inclined and be able to step aboard a plane — something he’s not been able to do for a while now.

But the question is:  If someone were to travel anywhere in the United States, where woud be most fascinating?  We’ve never been anywhere.  Would it be the south with its trees dripping in kudzu?  Would it be the eastern seaboard big cities of Boston and New York?  Would it be Wyoming … or Minnesota … or Kansas?

Where would we go?  What would we do?  Should we drive and take our two GIANT dogs?  Should we fly and board?  So many questions about what probably won’t occur.

Such dreams.

All in all, maybe we should just stay home and hide the tiny bit of money in the mattress.

I think Boomers all over the country are wrestling with this same dilemmma.  Maybe yes … maybe no.

Dec 07

Where in the World?

 

My husband is unable to travel.  Just the thought of winding through green covered hills or flying off to exotic places makes his mind do crazy things to him.  His palms sweat, his heart races.  He flushes and stammers.  His stomach is ill.  He has debilitating panic attacks just thinking of the unfamiliar. 

Rather than drugging him to incapacitation, we stay home.  It’s not a problem.  Really.

I have those fantastic BBC videos of Planet Earth.  I watch Rick Steeve’s Europe.  I travel in books and in my dreams.  Most often in my dreams.

I wonder this, though.  Where would you like to go if you could travel anywhere?

I’d like to know where you’ve been and where you’d like to go.  I’d like to travel through your journeys.  Climb things.  Dive into cool places.  Struggle with the blinding beauty of other lands.  Touch a rose in England.  Ride an elephant or see a whale.  I’d like to be mystified.  Touch ice.  Walk on cobblestones or sit in a gondola.  Hang upside down and kiss a rock.  Dance.

Tell me where you’d like to travel.  If you could go anywhere in this world, where would it be?

Where would it be?