Dan: What do you want to do tonight?
Me: I don’t care. What do you want to do?
Dan: I don’t care.
Me: Pick something.
Dan: You pick.
Me: It’s your turn.
Dan: Nuh huh.
Me: Yuh huh.
Dan: Okay. We’ll watch football.
Me: Oh. I was thinking of something good.
Dan: But it’s Notre Dame against someone.
Me: That’s good, dear. Pass the cyanide, please.
Dan: Shhh. Notre Dame’s got the ball.
P.S. Wilson received his intermediate obedience certificate today. I think that means he’s not supposed to bite stuff now.
Yea Wilson!