Crack open that box of wine because escrow closed on our house — yay!
Celebrate National Pi Day on 3/14 … or as the Pi purists would type … 3.14.
Have someone explain to me exactly what Pi is.
Start packing … or, better yet, hire someone else to do all that pesky packing — someone who will see the impressive size of my underpants and forget about that gold watch in the drawer they were thinking of pocketing.
Sort through all the extraneous stuff.
Buy more extraneous stuff.
Make more to-do lists.
Have someone explain to me just WHY to-do lists are so ridiculously valuable.
Shred all those silly lists because I never follow them anyway.