Please excuse Auburn’s absence the past few days. She’s been enthralled with winter. It’s taken her away from her computer and into that phenomenon known as Spring Cleaning. The 70-degree temperatures in Phoenix have fooled her, as well as, the leafing trees into thinking that it is time for the semi-annual closet cleaning and leaf unfurling.
She’s not herself. She may not be well.
She may never be the same.
If you need to talk to me for verification of this excuse, I’m so sorry to tell you that I’ll be unavailable, as the golfing in Palm Springs is to die for.
Sincerely,
Auburn’s devoted husband, Dan